memesiwant: Namjoon! Hey, it's been a week, sorry I have been busy sorting out treatment and shit. But have you seen the fucking news?
Breakmon: Depending on what news?
memesiwant: OLI FUCKING LONDON
Breakmon: Oli fucking who a what?
memesiwant:
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Breakmon: Who is that crusty dusty son of a bitch...
memesiwant: Wait oh my god. Correction, I said their name wrong.
memesiwant: I would like to introduce you to Jimin Oppa London.
breakmon: Excuse me what?
memesiwant: Yes, you saw right. Jimin London. He has had over 18 surgeries to look like fucking Jimin.
Breakmon: I'm sorry what?
memesiwant: He identifies as Korean Jimin from BTS. He married a cut out of Jimin too. Recently has become Transracial and believes he's Korean.
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Breakmon: I have no words.
memesiwant: Does Jimin know?
Breakmon: I would hope not. I actually can't process what I am seeing.
memesiwant: OMFG
Breakmon: WHAT?
memesiwant: He got fucking nipple surgery to get Jimin nipples!
Breakmon: You mean to tell me a man got nipple surgery just to get Korean nipples?! That's a thing! Who even let this guy live. Hold up I'm doing research on this guy.
memesiwant: Apparently. Maybe I should get Caucasian nipple surgery so I can get Julia Roberts Nipples.
Breakmon: I'm getting a restraining order. He's applied for Bighit. He wants to join the army at the same time as Jimin, so they can be stuck together. Just told Jimin, never seen him vomit so fast.
memesiwant: What did he say?
Breakmon: "If you are going to get surgery to look like me. At least make yourself look Korean, because looks like someone just gave birth to a deformed I don't even know."
