Beerus x Reader: SOMEONE'S JEALOUS!

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Today was Bulma's wedding! How cute....I guess, considering she's marrying Vegeta.....oh well....love's love! But today was also February 14.... VALENTINE'S DAY! And today, you were going to prank your crush, Lord Beerus. Now, you might be asking yourself:
HOW IN ALL TWELVE UNIVERSES WILL I DO THAT WITHOUT GETTING ANYONE KILLED IF HE LIKES ME BACK?!

Good thing you asked that my fellow beauties, well, you're going to prank him by 'dating' Whis! Let's see how this thing turns out.....
Y- you W- Whis SK- Supreme Kai
B- Beerus. M- Me. T- Tien
B2- Bertha. P- Piccolo
*At Beerus's temple*
W- Lord Beerus it is time to go! The wedding starts in 2 hours and we don't want to be late!
B- yeah yeah whatever Whis, are you ready?
W- of course I am, are you?
B- *scoffs* yes
W- I forgot! I need to get (y/n) her dress!
B- ???????
W- I'm taking her to the wedding as my date! We've been having an affair for a couple months now
B-*growls lowly*
W- *telepathically* it's working!
Y- *telepathically* YAS! Now continue, just because
W- *telepathically* fine, just because this is so much fun!
Y- *telepathically* yeah yeah, well, hurry!
W- *telepathically* we're ready so don't worry about us being late

Y- *smirks*
B- HELLO! WHIS TO BEERUS WHIS TO BEERUS!
W- *sighs* yes Lord Beerus we will leave at once *taps his staff*

And off they were to Earth

*On Earth*
First off there was really no dress, it was just something for them to come sooner than Beerus would normally come, you're pretty clever for that, anyways, while they came to Earth, you were helping us, your twin sisters, get dressed up for our prank on out crushes, which would be Whis and Piccolo....they were both so....so....SO OBLIVIOUS! Anyways, you being our triplet, yes TRIPLET! You were glad to be helping us prank those OBLIVIOUS men, and even though YOU didn't ask for help on her prank, we decided to help you anyway! By the way, Father was STILL getting dressed is a suit that Mother forced him into instead of wearing his orange gi, have you guessed who our parents are?! GOKU AND CHI CHI! OK yes Mother makes us study day and night but she let's us train every day since we were able to walk! Why? Well because, Gohan, well.... didn't really help when FRIEZA was resurrected, and since her only concern was education, and Gohan died even though he was a scholar, and it WAS her fault for only making him study, she let you guys train, all of us are the same age of course me being the youngest and you being the oldest, now who's the middle sister? Well, her name is Bertha! The age difference between you and Bertha is 5 seconds, and the difference between Bertha and I is 3 seconds.....but back to the present, you were helping us put on our dresses, mines being a sparkling red one, Bertha's being a sparkling navy blue, and yours being a sparkling turquoise, we did your hair the way you liked it (insert favorite hair style) and you were currently helping us do our hair

Y- OK girls how do you want your hair?
M- *thinks* how about a bun that has two strains of hair loose like Mother's in that dance where Bulma joked about swapping mates!
Y- you are a genius! I'll do it! What about you Bertha?

B2- How about.......just curling my hair and making a small bun on the back?
Y- *chuckles* you guys really want to make them jealous don't you?
B2&M- YOU BETCHA!
Y- oh well, lets get started!

You had finished Bertha's hairstyle and mine in about 10 minutes, Bertha and I had just enough time to go and get our 'dates'
M- THANKS BIG SIS!
B2- same here!
Y- *chuckles* well... you're welcome! Now hurry along! Get your fake dates
B2- I'm taking Tien as my date
M- *bursts out laughing* oh my Kami that's gonna make him SOOOOOOOOOO jealous! Awesome choice sis!
B2- *smirks* who are you taking?!
M-........ Beerus.....
Y- WHAT?!
M- KIDDING! It's gonna be Supreme Kai
Y- *growls* baka you scared me!
M- mission.... accomplished
B2- let's go before we lose any more time *prepares to instant transmission*
M- right! Bye sis! *Instant transmissions to the wedding*
Y- now....to wait for Whis and Beerus

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