Zamasu x Reader x Fuu: Revenge Gone Wrong (100K SPECIAL!)

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Okay I know what y'all are thinking
*throw chair* FINALLY!!! HOW COULD YOU KEEP US WAITING FOR SO LONG?!
And my answer is: school.
Enjoy!

Warning for smol children in Pewd's 9-year-old army: strong language ahead.

"Happy anniversary, honey!" Came a voice from behind Y/N. Startled, Y/N quickly turned around, but before she could do anything, she was surprised to see a bouquet of flowers.

Chocolate flowers.

"Geezus Zamasu! Don't scare me like that, I was about to throw a blast at you! I was worried you were an intruder," Y/N scolded.

"Oh spare me your pretty lies Y/N," Zamasu chuckled, placing a little kiss on her nose "You were worried about completely ruining your chocolate flowers, not me. Remember, I'm-"

"You're immortal, yeah, yeah I know. We've been together five years... Plus you're right, I only care for my chocolate flowers," Y/N chuckled, trying to take her chocolate delicacies only to look at a smirking Zamasu.

"You haven't given me my kiss," he claimed, stepping closer to his wife.

"Do I have to?" A blushing Y/N mumbled, hiding her face in her bouquet.

"Yes you do. It's our anniversary hon, there's no running away from this one," Zamasu replied.

"... Oh fine, only for my chocolate," she said back, going on her tip toes to kiss his nose, "Freaking Goliath," she remarked.

"Huh? Did I hear that you wanted to give me more than one?" Zamasu teased.

"NO!" Y/N screeched, snatching her rightful prize and running to their room. However, to Y/N's dismay, there were three knocks on the door.

"Knock knock knock Y/N," came a smooth voice.

"Fuu!? When did you get back!?" Y/N asked.

"About two minutes before you ran away with my flowers," replied Zamasu from the other side of the door.

"Great... So you saw everything..."

"Indeed I did. That was the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Fuu chuckled out.

"Careful there Fuu. It's our anniversary" Zamasu warned.

"Sorry, sorry. My bad," Fuu said chuckling.

"By the way. Why did we even knock? It's our room," Zamasu asked.

'Oh shiat' Y/N mentally screeched, hiding under their bed and quickly hiding her ki signal.

As Zamasu opened the door, Fuu ran in, eyed closed, and jumped on the bed hoping to have captured Y/N in his arms.

"Ah, better- Where is she?" Fuu asked, opening his eyes only to notice that he grabbed nothing but a Sebastian body pillow.

Y/N had to hold in her laughter, 'They actually thought I got rid of Sebby?'

"What the hell are you talking about- oh," Zamasu realized, chuckling at Fuu's idiotic position.

"Aww, how cute, she's trying to hide from the promise she made on Valentine's day!~" Zamasu chuckled, immediately hurrying to look around for any sign of his girl.

"Oh come now Zamasu, is she really so shy that she can't bring herself to fulfill her promise of cuddles on our anniversary?!" Fuu asked in disappointment, helping his love rival in searching.

Oh, you don't get it? Well, let author-chan explain: About a year or so ago, Fuu confessed to have feelings for Y/N. However, being taken by Zamasu, Y/N had to tell him that she didn't feel the same, but that he could remain her close friend. Heartbroken, yet happy, Fuu accepted and they've been friends ever since. Zamasu did not like Fuu at the slightest because, he had noticed that Fuu would hog his girlfriend a lot. Knowing his feelings for Y/N, Zamasu tried to convince Y/N to not come into contact with Fuu. Y/N refused, and being a persuasive cinnamon roll, she managed to convince Zamasu to let her be friends with Fuu.

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