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Tewtiy vs. Merome

As a meme:

Tewtiy(the amount of times we misspelt this lol) = Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)

Edit: Looking back at this, the 'well my name is ryan' thing is absolute aids. I'm really sorry that we made you read this ;-;

-K

Jerome's P.O.V:

It was a Saturday night, and I had nothing to do. I decided to call Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)   up, and ask him to go out for dinner with me. Now that I moved to the office, I never see Mitch anymore. It's kinda sad, but I guess he just needs time with Jess.

I listened to the dialtone for maybe a split second before Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  picked up the phone, wow, he must have been glued to it or something. "Yo dude! Wanna go out for dinner?" I asked nonchalantly, walking to my car, locking the door behind me. I already knew the answer before he said it.

"Sounds like fun! A Tewrome filled evening!"Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  replied, squealing. I shivered a bit when I heard 'Tewrome', the whole shipping thing between us feeling so alien.

"Uhhh okay bro," I trailed off, not sure what to say in this situation. It was important for me to remember that Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) is one of my fans, and that makes me the most unnerved.

"Where are we meeting? I'm in my car now," he continued, eventually I let him choose the place, I didn't care much.

We hung up, and I drove down to the little bar and restaurant by Mitch and I's old elementary school. It felt unnatural coming here without Mitch, we both had our 21st birthdays in this bar. I smiled at the memories, finding myself missing Mitch even more than usual.

I spotted Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) 's car already, and lazily parked behind him. I walked in, seeing Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  wave at me from the table. I noticed he was wearing a dress shirt, I felt bad, I was wearing sweats and my Merome shirt.

The waiter came over, and we ordered. I got my normal dish, the Parilla, and Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  got a large salad.

We were halfway through our meal when, someone passed our table, knocking Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) 's glass over, water spilling everywhere. "Hey!" I yelled at them. The person didn't do anything, just kept walking away.

I froze.

I could recognize him from a mile away, even being colorblind. I jumped up, spilling my glass all over Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) , and raced after the figure, already exiting the building.

"JEROME! I'M FINE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  ran after me, I chose to ignore him, knowing I had to lose Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) . (Pronounced 2-D) somehow.

When Mitch and I were kids, we always used to hide in the woods behind the restaurant while our parents were eating dinner. I remembered a tree we used to climb, and when our parents came outside, we would hide behind it, giggling at our cleverness.

I recognized that tree now, and more importantly, Mitch leaning against the trunk, an evil grin on his face.

"That was nasty," I joked, smiling at him, it had been so long since we'd talked.

"Missed you biggums," He walked over to me and touched my cheek with the palm of his hand, I stared into his amber eyes, falling in love with him all over again.

Mitch's P.O.V:

He was smiling. I missed that smile. I missed the way he looked at me, with the feeling that probably wasn't what I wanted him to feel for me.

I pulled him into a hug, not regretting anything for a second. Our falling out was the worst thing that I've ever done, so internet stalking him wasn't about to top that off.

I knew we didn't have much time, in fact, with Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  around, time was never more rare. I pulled away from our hug, noticing the first Merome shirt we created under his thin sweater. He looked up at me, not saying anything, not like there was anything we needed to say.

I noticed something moving in the shadows, something watching the two of us. I pulled Jerome behind me, my arm around his waist, facing the shadow.

"Mitch?" Jerome mumbled, pulling away but still gripping my hands. He glanced over my shoulder, trying to see what I was staring at. That's when I realized who it was. I could feel my face growing red the longer I stood.

I needed to calm down. Just the fact Jerome followed me out here was reason enough. Nothing mattered but the only thing I loved standing in front of me. "Jerome," I whispered softly, turning to face him. He looked at me, puzzled for a moment.

"Please don't run from this," I wrapped my arms around his waist, kissing him passionately. To my surprise, he kissed me back. My heart soared in my chest, my little biggums liked me too.

That's when I heard a muffled gasp from the bushes. I didn't want to break the kiss that I had waited years for, but Jerome pulled away first.

Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)'s P.O.V:

I was hyperventilating. This couldn't be happening. As a fanboy, I should be excited when a ship goes cannon, I should be taking pictures of this, right? But this was our night, and after so much hard work and mild stalking I finally became someone to Jerome, and then Mitch came back and took that away from me.

It took all of my willpower to stay where I was, to watch as Mitch kissed Jerome, MY JEROME! Before he came back, my life was a dream, subs on youtube, a new office, and Jerome. I just had to do something.

"Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) " Jerome growled. I stood up, my heart shattering every breath I took. I stared at the two, my vision blurring.

"I think you should leave, Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D) ," Mitch smiled, kissing the tip of Jerome's nose, staring down at him with such love I would never experience.  

End?

We were thinking, what if Well, My name is Ryan, but you can call me Tewtiy. (Pronounced 2-D)  went full yandere in an alternate ending to this one shot? We probably will write it, but if you have any feedback, please tell us!!

Thanks!

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