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twelve

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December 27th, 2016

mikey: omg pete help

pete: mikey r u ok

mikey: no

mikey: gerard and frank think nobody's home the door was locked so i jumped through my window and i go in the room and i hear them

mikey: help

pete: omg mikey didn't u get earbuds

mikey: yes

pete: tone it out eweweee

mikey: it won't help

mikey: i've been through this like seventeen times before so i'll suffer again

pete: SEVENTEEN TIMES

mikey: YES THEYRE FREAKS

mikey: ew does gee know u hear him n frank

mikey: no i can't just go up to him n be like lol hey gerard i hear u n frank having sex that's awkward

pete: u should just tell him that he ain't quiet

pete: make sure frank is in the room too then leave right away before u can say anything it'll be priceless

mikey: omg he'll be shook

pete: i'll pray for u bud

pete: omg wanna know a story u can't tell brendon

mikey: yes sure

pete: okay so

pete: srsly brendon will kill me if he found out i told anyone so srsly keep quiet

pete: so one day brendon jon spencer and i were hanging out and spencer introduced his new friend ryan who just moved into town and we were all hanging out and brendon and ryan were eye fucking the entire time so ryan and brendon snuck out in the middle of the night and fucked n he thought we were all sleeping but he was sadly mistaken and we all heard the entire thing

pete: and that's the story on how brendon urie lost his virginity

mikey: WTF IM DYING

pete: it sounds funny but just imagine living through it yikes it was so gross i could hear literally EVERYTHING

pete; brendon acted like it never happened the next morning when we would throw subtle shade he was like what's a penis but just recently after him and ryan started dating officially will he confess to that

mikey: I HATE BRENDON GJGSJ

pete: me too

mikey: i've never had sex or any of that jazz, yikes

pete: idk if it counts but some random guy sucked me off when i was like 14

mikey: 14????

pete: i was a bad freshman don't judge me >:(

pete: i don't regret it tho it was fuckin awesome

mikey: pete u bad

pete : omg don't remind me

mikey: u wanna hear one of my secrets now

pete: sure

mikey: when ray and i were youngings and i was like,, 13 we touched each others u kno what's in a treehouse

pete: WHAT

mikey: IT WAS WEIRD WE WERE AT THAT CURIOUS AGE WE DIDNT DO NOTHING BEYOND THAT BUT,,, YEAH

pete: was it like,, a poke or a grasp??

mikey: FIRMY GRASP IT

pete: I HATE YOUSHSJ

mikey: that was how i knew i wasn't straight

mikey: like ok so alicia and i were fooling around but it never escalated or anything sexual but she wanted me to be her first and i was like... not interested at all and idk why

mikey: most 13 year old boyz would've been so ready to be alicia simmons first... but even as her boyfriend i was like,,, nah

mikey: but it came to dudes and i was super like,,, FUCK i think it might've been rays hands... i've never had a crush on ray or anything but he was an attractive dude ,, AND HIS HANDS???

pete: i get what u mean

pete: wow mikey

mikey: yeah ,.,. i told alicia bc i trusted her and i mean i'm glad she's not a huge bitch bc she respected me and told me she supported my decision

pete: aw

mikey: omg they're done finally

mikey: wish me luck

pete; have fun my sweet little dude. be a badass

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