Chapter - 1 She Knows

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Hi yall! You guys voted and I listened! Here is the stripper AU, the fanfic that got the most votes on both Instagram AND Twitter! I already started to write this when I was writing Closer and like I said before, It'll be the likes of some stripper movies I may or may not have watched 😏. It may sound similar to other fanfics, it may not, I got inspired from MANY other YOI stripper AU fics and fan art so I hope I don't offend anyone with the similarity.... Please Enjoy


Side note: All of the chapter titles I chose are from my favorite stripper songs lmfaoooo, I hope you enjoy!

"Chris is this really necessary? You've seen him once..." Victor said with a scoff as the two of them rode an Über to Prince's Room .

"Yes! I need to see Mystique one more time!"

Victor and his best friend Chris were going to a strip club Chris had gone to a few months prior when the he had competed in Skate America in Detroit. Chris was a fan of strip clubs in general but the American ones made him go nuts. Chris barely remembered the names of these strip clubs, nevertheless the area, but this one... this one was the only one he would not shut up about.

"He was gorgeous Vitya darling, his chestnut brown hair, his dark eyes, I'm telling you, Mystique was just so..."

"Dashing," Victor said rolling his eyes. He had heard the line one too many times. We get it Chris, you're in love with a stripper, how gross.

Victor was normally too classy to visit a place as indecorous as a strip club, but Chris had somehow managed to drag Victor with him.

When the two arrived at The Prince Room, (who the hell chose that name??) Victor noticed something.

This place wasn't so bad.

The sexy modern American pop music playing killed the mood, for Victor was more of an old classical music kind of guy, but you get what you get and you don't get upset!

"Next up, Mystique!"

Chris squawked like an eagle, and dragged Victor as close to the stage as possible. Victor yawned. The time was only 10:30, but Victor was already ready to go to his bed.

Mystique came out in blood red shorts and a sexy tight corset to match. While he wasn't Victor's type, he could certainly see why Chris loved Mystique so much, he was stunning.

Mystique danced to Britney Spears' Gimme More, a trashy popular American pop song, perfect for Chris to fanboy over.

Victor, on the other hand, was unimpressed. The flashy lights, the ass rubbing upon the pole (it probably was filled with disease and smelled like booty cheek juice) were just so stupid to him. Sure Victor was a flashy guy and was nothing short of extra, but when it comes to places like these, men like this... he wasn't too keen on the flamboyant aspect of it.

"I can get down like there's no one around,"

Mystique dropped down to his knees in a semi squat, and Chris went wild. He threw 20 francs at the stripper, to which Victor facepalmed.

"Chris we're in America! They want the American currency, whatever that is again. They don't want francs or rubles they want... pesos? Is it pesos? I forgot."

Chris refused to heed anything Victor said and continued to throw his Swiss currency at the stripper, filled with excitement, and Victor continued to roll his blue eyes to the back of his head.

The stripper's song ended, and he proceeded to pick up the money he attained, only to see most of it was not green, but rather purple.

"What the hell is this? Monopoly money?" The stripper rudely asked. Victor knew what he was speaking of, the famous American board game, but Chris was clueless, standing there with a smile wider than the Rhine gorge.

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