Pick Up Line Battle

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Ethan:

Baby girl💕: Hey babe?

Babe💞: Yeah?

Baby girl💕: Do you have a band-aid?

Babe💞: Uhh...nah, did you hurt yourself?

Baby girl💕: Yup, I scraped my knee falling for you!!

Babe💞: Oh lawd 🙏

Baby girl💕: If you were a McDonald's sandwhich...you'd be called a McGeorgous!!

Baby girl💕: Ethan are you a camera?

Babe💞: Why are you my gf? 😂

Baby girl💕: Because every time I look at you I smile 🤗

Babe💞: You're like my pinky toe...

Baby girl💕: How??

Babe💞: Because I'll bang you on all the furniture in the house 😉

Baby girl💕: I'll be over in 10

Grayson:

Hubby💍: Babydoll!!

Wifey🙈💍: Wassup Graybae?

Hubby💍: Did it hurt?

Wifey🙈💍: Did what hurt? I've been laying in bed all day..

Hubby💍: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Wifey🙈💍: Pfft nah, if it did hurt I'd be an ugly mf.

Hubby💍: Ouu Ouu

Wifey🙈💍: What?

Hubby💍: I don't have a library card...can I check you out?

Hubby💍: Try one.

Wifey🙈💍: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u & I together 😊

Hubby💍: Aww lucky me!!

Wifey🙈💍: btw ur not allowed to sneeze in public.

Hubby💍: Huh? Why??

Wifey🙈💍: cause these girls will be like "bless u" and I'm like...pffft You're already blessed.

Wifey🙈💍: You got me!!

Hubby💍: Good one...you win this round 😒

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