Illegal My Ass

Chapter 15- 'Be ready with the camera as soon as we hear trousers unzip.'

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“Care to explain to me again why we are hiding in a freaking storage closet?” I ask Lacey in a whisper, my voice annoyed as I felt like a dog trapped in a cage.

“Because Mr Garrett will be returning from his lesson anytime soon, and I swear the freak has a ritual of grabbing the dinner lady out of the canteen and doing some extracurricular shit of his own.” Lacey explains, moving ever so slightly but because we were in a room smaller than a hobbits toilet, she accidently elbowed me knocking the air out of my lungs.

I groan in pain, slapping her arm “And how does this involve me?!”

“Well I needed your phone because you have a better camera than me, and I figured you’d be over the moon to skip Science.” She looked at me like she was genuinely waiting for me to say thank you.

“We were dissecting pig hearts today, it would have given me good practice on what to do to you if you elbow me one more freaking time!” I snap in a whisper, pushing her again so she doesn’t finish the job off of breaking a rib.

She held her hands up “Sorry, it’s a really small room.”

My eyes widen in anger and I press my lips together “You don’t fucking say genius.”

She rolled her eyes “Just be ready with the camera as soon as we hear a pair of trousers unzip.”

I exhale in defeat. And my dad wonders why our house receives more letters from the school than the post office does throughout the year.

“Why are we trying to do this again?” I ask.

“Because the asshole caught me in a compromising position with Tommy Dalton in this very storage room.” She explained, and I suddenly found myself trying not to touch any surface in disgust “Anyway he’s going on this whole hype about expelling me because of my ‘jezebel behaviour’ as he so rudely put it. So I figured catch the dude with his pants down and blackmail my education out of him.”

I thought her plan over and nodded my head, quite impressed.

“What’s Nate going to say when he hears about Tommy Dalton?” I question with a smirk.

Lacey’s grits her teeth together “Probably ‘make sure he wears a rubber because I don’t wanna catch whatever he’s got.’”

I let out a laugh “Oh c’mon, you really think Nate won’t get jealous if you tell him?”

“Why would he we’re not together.” She says, not even looking me in the eye.

I smirk “Riiiiiight, because this is just a hook up yeah?”

“Exactly.” She replies quickly, still avoiding eye contact. I look at her, the smirk still on my face.

She has the hots for my brother so bad. It’s sickening really.

Suddenly we hear a noise coming from the other side of the storage room, and Lacey’s eyes widen as she puts a finger over her mouth telling me it was time to shut up and get to work.

We both press our ears gently to the door trying to hear if Mr Garrett was in fact getting it in.

I hear a muffled giggle “John, we can’t keep doing this we’re going to get caught one of these days!”

With our ears still pressed against the door, Lacey gives me the smug ‘I told you so’ look while my jaw falls open.

Mr Garrett you little slut.

“Don’t worry baby, everyone’s in lessons. You can’t deny how hot this gets you.” I hear ‘John’s’ voice try and seduce the 40 year old dinner lady with a slight weight issue. In all fairness, Mr Garrett wasn’t exactly battling anorexia I can tell you that.