a/n: Okay so this isn't a request but I really wanted to write something random. I didn't have school today but i had a lot of homework and juust finished it!
To all you Johnny fans, here ya go~!
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Johnny As A Boyfriend~!:
-Okay!
-So, Let's talk how you meet
-It's your shift at the coffee shop (obvious cheesiness is obvious)
-And it's late at night
-you were about to close up
-so you were putting your barista apron-thingy away
-and the bell chimes signalling some FUCKER CAME IN ONE MINUTE TILL CLOSING
-LIKE CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL AND GET COFFEE IN THE MORNING
-anyway
-This fu-
-I mean hot sonofabitch dayum look at his FACE Y'ALL
-*ehem* you take his order
-"Hi i'll have 9 cups of your strongest coffee"
-Wait why tf does he need 9 cUPS OF IT
-you don't question and immediately make it
-"The faster I make this shit the faster I get to go home and watch Harry Potter"
-"Woah Woah Woah you like Harry Potter too?"
-It turns out
-the maniac who drinks 9 cups of coffee at like 12 am is a pretty cool dude
-You later find out it wasn't for him
-but it was in fact for hIS KPOP GROUP WHAATT
-no wonder he's so hot
-Time skip whoop whoop
-You've been dating for about....4 months?
-yeah let's say that
-now at first Johnny's all chill and nonchalant about everything
-wanting to let you open up to him
-but as soon as you do
-BOOM HE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON
-He's annoying as fu-I mean the most amazing little-tall-whatever bean on earth
-You want some food? Get ready because he's tAKIN YOU OUT.
-You got cramps? he's waitin on your hand and foot (if he can, he's a kpop idol ya know. got duties).
-He's just an overall cutie patootie in relationships
-Now now now, though.
-There's also the jokes.
-He likes making fun of your height, no matter how tol or smol you are.
-You smaller than him? Get ready for "how's the weather down there" jokes.
-You taller than him? He always asks you to get stuff for him
-even tho he's a TOL BEAN HIMSELF.
-The boyz love you
-like
-You're like their 2nd mom (because Taeyong is #1 up in dis bitch).
-The Dreamies always ask you to help prank the hyungs
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"It's complicated. My mind is like a whirlwind, I want you, but I'm afraid I'll hurt you. So I keep going back and forth with myself. I'm worried that I'll miss this chance." Requests ; CLOSED Highest Rank: #194 in Fanfiction
