Excerpts From Stories I'll Never Write

Trust - Excerpt

Hey! As a heads up, if your phone is out of battery and you don't have a charger, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and it'll be charged at 100%!

No, seriously, oh my gosh, please don't do that, I'm joking to prove a point.

But you almost believed me for a split second there, didn't you?

You had trust in what I was going to say, didn't you?

At least for a split second, you did.

But let me also tell you something.

Don't ever trust the seemingly perfect guys, because, Darling, I can guarantee you that they will take you to waterfalls, mountains, and museums, and kiss you in every one of those stunning places, so that you can never go back to them without tasting their kiss like blood in your mouth. They will destroy you in the most elegant way possible, and when they leave, the goal they were set out to achieve had been achieved...

To make you understand why hurricanes are named after people.