Excerpts From Stories I'll Never Write

Limousine - Excerpt

You all thought I couldn't do it.

Well, I'm riding to the Emmy Awards in a limousine nowadays.

You all thought I'd shatter under the pressure.

Well, I perform in hundreds of theatres with full houses every year.

You all thought I'd never find anyone to date.

Well, you've met my boyfriend.

You all thought I couldn't do any of this.

Well, I did everything you thought I couldn't do. So, I guess you're missing the point.

The point is that they key word is thought. You thought.

And you'll never be right.