@NarutoCoupleFanfics : "What do you think about threesomes???"Me: "EH?!??"
NCF: "Naruto, not involving you!!!!"
Me: "Oh, OKAY! Who's in it????"
NCF: "I was just imagining Sakura sandwiched between Shikamaru and Neji for some reason."
Me: "I'm so reacting to that."
NCF: "DO IT!!!!!!!!"
That was a lot of exclamation points, Tabitha. I better not disappoint!!!
So, how do I feel about three people fucking just for fuck's sake because they're all three über smart??? Hhmmm....
1) I don't ship crack pairings.
2) I believe that intercourse is a private event for two people in love, and hopefully married.
3) Shikamaru and Neji are canonically heterosexual, so I doubt that they'd engage in threesomes involving other males.
4) It interrupts three of my favourite ships, so just no fucking way.
[Did I disappoint you, Tabitha? I hope so.]

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