have a biscuit potter; rant book

the tag that literally everyone on this website/app is doing

Really do did we all join a cult I wasn't aware of?

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jesus this will be hard, okay. these aren't fully favourites bc im probably forgetting some.

1- mostly anything by wormy  but i'll say the Heathens trilogy because those are her first books and no matter how cliché and lOng it is, and how important and amazing her other books are, i'll always love good ol' Kiera just a teeny bit more than anyone else.

2- sippy cup by 384stan (even though it has one chapter up grr)

3- power by antebellums

Can you tell I like nicely written and well thought out clichés.

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I don't have a favourite but I laugh at the idea of baby Teddy Lupin's hair changing to the same one as the person who he wants to be held by. So there's just a screaming baby in the Burrow while the Weasley he wants is at work.
(if anyone comments "but what if his hair turns pink :(" i won't be afraid to cut you)

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Deamus? I literally stan every ship you can't make me choose one.

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I feel bad but I really can't be bothered to tag them all :( sorry ily all

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marauder> sorry no
golden> Percy
next> Hugo

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marauder> Dorcas?
golden> lets say Lavmionny Chang
next> Lucy

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It's basic to say Tom Riddle. I'd have to say Tom Riddle.

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A robin/blue jay. A smol bird.

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astronomy and potions !!1!!

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Honestly more next gen stories in general, and obviously more Weasley stories.

Also can someone plz write and describe some of our lil slytherins' accurate home lives. Like I know some of them believed in terrible shit but imagine what they went through at home damn.

And like I don't want it to be overly sad. If there's abuse don't make like big deal out of it "omg can't believe my dad hit me". Those were their daily lives, they were used to it. It's like a daily procedure for them, don't romanticise it either. (also there's more forms of abuse is physical, think of all the mental abuse they went through)

Oh and don't make the mothers innocent. Why is it always the dad the mean one while the mum is sad and never wanted to marry them. Look at Bellatrix. The women wanted what they believed in to come true just as much as the men.

that's it k great wattpad is being a bitch rn by the way so the one time I actually want to write it won't work on my computer. i wrote this all on my phone, that's effort mate.