You know the drill, wormy did it and now im doing it bc i liked it and have no original ideas of my own. also, i'm v sorry that i'm so inactive, my gcses (final exams) are in like 3 months and we keep having mock exams and i'm just v stressed bleh.
MY FAVOURITE TEAS
ravenclaw - earl grey tea
gryffindor - pomegranate green tea
hufflepuff - peach and cherry blossom green tea
slytherin - peppermint tea
WEIRD ASS THINGS I DID IN PARIS
ravenclaw - didn't go on the Eifel Tower
gryffindor - saw a child smearing ice cream on the Louvre
hufflepuff - got lost during a parade in Disney Land
slytherin - spent three hours by the Arc de Triomphe because our teacher got lost and her phone died so we couldn't use Google Maps
SONGS IN MY "IM NOT 9 ANYMORE" PLAYLIST
ravenclaw- Moment Of Truth (Let It Shine)
gryffindor- I Won't Say I'm In Love (Hercules)
hufflepuff- Introducing Me (High School Musical)
slytherin- Take A Hint (Victorious)
PLACES I WANT TO GO TO
ravenclaw - Verona, Italy
gryffindor - Amsterdam, Netherlands
hufflepuff - Lund, Sweden ;)
slytherin - Vancouver, Canada
F.R.I.E.N.D.S QUOTES
ravenclaw - "If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, 'HOMO' sapiens is that why they're extinct?"
gryffindor - "Well the fridge broke so I had to eat everything"
hufflepuff - "You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
slytherin - "I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
THINGS I HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS YEAR
ravenclaw - seeing Hamilton LIVE in London
gryffindor - finishing school
hufflepuff - my lil' sister being born
slytherin - going to Italy with my fRiend
EMINEM LYRICS
ravenclaw - "file you a lawsuit, i'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe."
gryffindor - "so fuck him, and fuck you too."
hufflepuff - "and I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for. you're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows"
slytherin - "too much pride. between you and i, not a jealous man, but females lie."
SCHOOL THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND
ravenclaw - half equations
gryffindor - physics in general
hufflepuff - surds
slytherin - simultaneous equations
THINGS I WANTED TO BE AS A CHILD
ravenclaw - marine biologist (like age 9-11)
gryffindor - basketball player (when i was tall, age 8)
hufflepuff - the tooth fairy (mum says age 4)
slytherin - the president ( like age 7-8)
NAMES MY FAMILY WANTED TO NAME ME, BUT MY MUM DIDN'T LIKE
ravenclaw - Julia
gryffindor - Anastazja
hufflepuff - Klaudia
slytherin - Daria
PLACES MY FRIENDS AND I HANG OUT AT
ravenclaw - common room after school hours
gryffindor - McDonalds
hufflepuff - the park
slytherin - this one specific food place that always takes us hours to find
SONGS THAT TØP COVERED IN THAT ONE MEDLEY
ravenclaw - im yours
gryffindor - ride wit me
hufflepuff - ignition remix
slytherin - no one
BASIC SHAKESPEARE PLAYS
ravenclaw - A Midsummer Night's Dream
gryffindor - Romeo and Juliet
hufflepuff - Hamlet
slytherin - Macbeth
SOCIOLOGICAL THEORIES THAT I'LL NEVER FORGET
ravenclaw - hypodermic syringe theory
gryffindor - broken window theory
hufflepuff - glass ceiling theory
slytherin - self fulfilling prophecies
FOODS I HATE
ravenclaw - olives
gryffindor - peppers
hufflepuff - mushrooms
slytherin - prawns
MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN MY BEDROOM
ravenclaw - folder of all cards i've received since i was 9
gryffindor - my over-decorated bookshelf
hufflepuff - all the picture frames i have
slytherin - vinyls
OVERPRICED SHIT I'VE BROUGHT
ravenclaw - a small box of pomegranate seeds for £5
gryffindor - that hair brush/straightener that doesn't even work
hufflepuff - a really cool mirror with lights that broke in a week
slytherin - my whole school uniform tbh
THE OFFSPRING LYRICS
ravenclaw - "our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway"
gryffindor - "i took her back and made her dessert"
hufflepuff - "this world is hard to fight hitting you once, hit it again"
slytherin - "start a fight i can't defend one more time, dammit i changed again"
STUPID THINGS THAT SCARE ME
ravenclaw - the dark
gryffindor - those things that suck water in swimming pools
hufflepuff - the sound radiators make when they turn on
slytherin - my librarian
YOU ARE READING
have a biscuit potter; rant book
Random;in which i don't have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have to leave my thoughts somewhere.
