Them as my lowest moments in school

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Ken:
-Having no balance
-A girl booty bumped me
-I landed on the ground ten feet away against lockers

Sean:
-A girl took 20 mintues to ask a stupid question
-"...so birds are related to alligaters since they come from eggs?"
-I lost it threw my binder across the room
-I have never transfered out of a class so fast
-Mind you this was a science class

Julian:
-"The Earth is millons of years old."
-New student raises his hand "No it's not."
-"It can't be its only 2017 which mean its only that old."
-Teacher and student argued for 5 minutes
-I threw my binder into the hamster cage and it broke
-There goes another science class

Josh:
-Finishes ranting for 90 minutes
-Random girl asks me if I had enough salt to eat because I was being "salty."
-I waited to lunch
-Grabed a lot of salt packets
-Dumped them all of over her
-"Now I have"

Gabe:
-Falling asleep during English class
-"Read the next page."
-I didn't even know what book we had open
-I went through 4 different books till he finally told me which one
-I still didn't know the page number
-When I finally got it I read two words
-Then the princapal called over the intercome
-I WAS PICKED UP EARLY

Will:
-Being put into a Shakespeare presentation for the whole school
-Having really bad anxiety
-Crying before going on stage
-Can't remember my lines all I knew was most of the words ended in 'ith'
-"Ya'll guess what I'm shookith."
-Making a lot of new friends

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