Darthvader

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America: *texting* Hey bro someone changed all the contacts in my phone to Star Wars names so who is this?

???: What does mine say?

America: Darthvader

???: Well I am your father

America: lol be serious

???: No I am actually your dad

America: Francis?

???: YOU BLOODY TWIT

America: Oh hi Iggy

England: WANKER

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This was inspired by something else but I can not find it at the moment

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