Alfred: *yells* OH MY GOSH THERE'S A BOOGER ON THIS KNIFE!
Matthew: I doubt it's a booger.
Alfred: *waves knife around* It's a booger!!
Matthew: Then put it in the sink.
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Alfred: Life is great. I pay rent by putting away tupperware.
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Alfred: *singing* Mugs, mugs, mugs, mugs. Ugh I missed a lid!
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Alfred: *putting away the mugs* MmMMMMmmmmmMm I love strawberries!
Matthew: What?
Alfred: Here, try a strawberry.
Matthew: Where did you find strawberries?
Alfred: In the mugs.
Matthew: How?
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Just a typical day of clearing the dishwasher with my little sister.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)
