Dinner in America

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Spain: What do we want for dinner?

France: I'm too lazy to cook.

England: I can cook.

Everyone else: No!

England: Well fine then.

America: Anyone know of any good restaurants around here?

Grace: I can look.

Grace: *looking at phone* We can go to Le Cookery.

France: Le Cookery? That's not French.

Grace: It's right next to Cowboy Brazilian BBQ.

Brazil: But cowboys are American...?

England: America, what have you done?

America: It's not my fault! You can't blame me for mixed cultures.

Grace: But we will anyway. Also there's a good gelato place over there.

Italy: Ooh! What's it called?

Grace: Arthur's Gelato.

England: This needs to stop.

Italy: Are you sure it's good gelato?

Grace: I've been there. It's great.

Germany: Alright. If Grace says it's fine, we can go.

Spain: But we never figured out dinner.

Grace: There's Señor Antonio's. It's a Mexican place.

Spain: Spanish and Mexican cuisine is different!

America: If y'all can't decide, we're going to McDonald's.

Everyone else: Nope!

Grace: You know, McDonald is a Scottish name.

France: This needs to stop! I am cooking food! Everyone sit down and shut up and let me cook!

England: Finally.

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