Spain: What do we want for dinner?
France: I'm too lazy to cook.
England: I can cook.
Everyone else: No!
England: Well fine then.
America: Anyone know of any good restaurants around here?
Grace: I can look.
Grace: *looking at phone* We can go to Le Cookery.
France: Le Cookery? That's not French.
Grace: It's right next to Cowboy Brazilian BBQ.
Brazil: But cowboys are American...?
England: America, what have you done?
America: It's not my fault! You can't blame me for mixed cultures.
Grace: But we will anyway. Also there's a good gelato place over there.
Italy: Ooh! What's it called?
Grace: Arthur's Gelato.
England: This needs to stop.
Italy: Are you sure it's good gelato?
Grace: I've been there. It's great.
Germany: Alright. If Grace says it's fine, we can go.
Spain: But we never figured out dinner.
Grace: There's Señor Antonio's. It's a Mexican place.
Spain: Spanish and Mexican cuisine is different!
America: If y'all can't decide, we're going to McDonald's.
Everyone else: Nope!
Grace: You know, McDonald is a Scottish name.
France: This needs to stop! I am cooking food! Everyone sit down and shut up and let me cook!
England: Finally.
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Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)