Russia: Why do you insist on pronouncing my name wrong?
America: But I'm not! It's Eye-Van.
Russia: No, it's Ee-Van.
America: Dude, that's not–
Russia: How do you say Ivanka Trump?
America: Ee-van-ka
Russia: So why is it so hard to say Ee-van?
America: Because I don't need any more association between you and my politics.
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Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)