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Russia: Why do you insist on pronouncing my name wrong?

America: But I'm not! It's Eye-Van.

Russia: No, it's Ee-Van.

America: Dude, that's not–

Russia: How do you say Ivanka Trump?

America: Ee-van-ka

Russia: So why is it so hard to say Ee-van?

America: Because I don't need any more association between you and my politics.

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