Arthur: Alfred, can you read me the shopping list?
Alfred: Sure. Bread, pop, bow-ties. Iggy, why the bow-ties?
Arthur: It's the pasta! Not the clothing.
Alfred: Ok...? Crush Tom. Crush Tom!? Why are you crushing Tom? Wait is it crush as in romantic? Or... *gasp* Are you gonna murder him!?
Arthur: Alfred-
Alfred: What did Tom ever do to you!?
Arthur: It's crushed tomatoes!
Alfred: Then why doesn't it say tomatoes? Why is your hit list and grocery list the same thing!?
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)
