South Carolina: Aw look at the horseshoe crabs! They're so cute~!
Oklahoma: Uh, are you sure that's a good idea?
South Carolina: *picks up giant crab* Yeah, it's dead.
Oklahoma: What about those? *points to army of tiny crabs closer to the water*
South Carolina: Oh they're fine. They're just the little ones. They probably won't even leave the pluff mud.
Oklahoma: You're being southern, it's not okay, and I'm going back inside.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)
