Brazil in the UN

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Brazil: I want to be on the Security Council.

Brazil: South America should be represented on the Security Council.

Brazil: I hosted the first Olympics in South America.

Brazil: Let me be part of the Security Council.

America: But 5 is a good, odd number so there aren't any ties.

South Africa: Then let me join to represent Africa. Then there's 7, still an odd number.

England: No! It has to be five.

America: Actually... *thinking* We could get rid of France.

France: What!?

England: He doesn't do anything anyway...

France: No! I am powerful!

Russia: I mean, all he's done recently is surrender.

France: How dare you!

America: Cool! Sounds like a good plan.

Brazil: Yay!

France: NO!

South Africa: ...but what about me?

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