England: Let me out you gits!
Ottawa: *holding closet closed* Okay how the fuck are we supposed to keep him in here
Washington DC: I dunno. Pour gold over the handles or something
Ottawa: That won't work. He can still break the fuckin' hinges
Washington DC: Well what do you suggest, then?
Ottawa: *deep thinking*
Ottawa: Let's get a guard lobster
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Based on a dream I had. I don't always remember my dreams, but when I do, it's like this.
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Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)
