Kiwi

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Australia, drunk: I am an actual kiwi bird

New Zealand, not drunk: Life is just about harboring the right thing. In this case, your childhood dreams of being a bird.

Australia: *running around making noises that are not made by kiwis*

New Zealand: And questioning who you hang out with

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