Personality

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Arthur: Why do I have to take this bloody personality test?

Alfred: Because I said so.

*a few minutes later*

Arthur: Huh.

Alfred: What does it say?

Arthur: "You are wounded at the core. Most likely to promote legalization of marijuana. Enjoys sad music."

Alfred: Uh, you okay dude?

Arthur: Well, I already knew I had crippling depression. But wounded at the core?

Matthew: Wouldn't it be wounded in the core?

Alfred: C'mon man, don't start with that grammar stuff.

Matthew: But-

Francis: That sounds like a band name.

Alfred: Hey, that's a good idea.

Arthur: Yeah. I'll introduce myself like that.

Arthur: *to Scotland* Hi. My name is Arthur Kirkland, and I'm wounded at the core.

Scotland: Yeah, I already knew that.

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Inspired by an interesting lunch table conversation.

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