Arthur: Why do I have to take this bloody personality test?
Alfred: Because I said so.
*a few minutes later*
Arthur: Huh.
Alfred: What does it say?
Arthur: "You are wounded at the core. Most likely to promote legalization of marijuana. Enjoys sad music."
Alfred: Uh, you okay dude?
Arthur: Well, I already knew I had crippling depression. But wounded at the core?
Matthew: Wouldn't it be wounded in the core?
Alfred: C'mon man, don't start with that grammar stuff.
Matthew: But-
Francis: That sounds like a band name.
Alfred: Hey, that's a good idea.
Arthur: Yeah. I'll introduce myself like that.
Arthur: *to Scotland* Hi. My name is Arthur Kirkland, and I'm wounded at the core.
Scotland: Yeah, I already knew that.
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Inspired by an interesting lunch table conversation.
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Hetalia Crack with Grace and Lin
RandomPart 2 is up!! A book in which the nations, States/Provinces/Territories/Capitals, Grace and Lin do stupid stuff. Literally too bored to do anything productive. Enjoy~! (Promise it gets better as it goes on)