Know Your All Stars! : Mario

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Voice:Know your all stars... Know you're all stars....Know you're all stars..... for Today's All star... we have the face of Nintendo, Mario.

Mario:it's a me Mario!

Audience:(Cheering)

Voice:Mario is a slim Italian Plumber.

Mario:No I'm a fat one kinda.

Voice:Mario gets that fat from eating too much spaghetti.

Mario:Well whadya think?

Voice:Mario is gay and smokes shrooms and that's why he's no longer controls Nintendo.

Audience:(Le gasp)

Erika:Man, what's did I get myself into?

Mario:Mamaf*****! Where did you get that info!?

Voice:Luigi is his Italian wife.

Peach:Mario!?

Mario:Aww Crap! Luigi's not my wife!

Luigi:What!? What the F***!?

Peach:Mario.......

Mario:Uhh... I can explain.....

Voice:So how will you explain all this Mario?

Mario:You liar you framed me!

Voice:That's the point of the series dumbass!

Mario:Oh crap.

Peach:(points gun to Mario) I thought what we had was special.....😢

Mario:I can explain....

Peach:Lelelelele!!(shoots all over the place)

Mario:(Runs away)Aaaaaah!

Voice:Know you know Mario. The face of Nintendo who has a gay personality cheats on his girl, eats spaghetti and becomes fat, and smokes shrooms.

Mario:I'm gonna get you! Hey can we have a retake!

Peach:😒

Comment which Precure or Mario Character you wanna see next.

Don't forget to put in good lies too.

Thats it's for this new series in the book. See ya next time.

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