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Jangjun: Hey Y/n noona look what I found.
(Jangjun sends a picture)
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Jangjun: Can we keep them Noona? ~~
You: whAt?! JangjUn whAt is tHat?!
Jangjun: Noona... it's cats noona.. CATS!
You: WhAt dO yoU waNt to dO witH thEm?!
Jangjun: Can we keep the cats noona?..
You: BiSh wHat?! WhEre's the mOM!?
Jangjun: They're alone.
Jangjun: Noona did you drink again?!
You: nO oF cOurse nOoo
You: AnD nO you're nOt bringing the cAts bAck cHangJun.
Jangjun: But noona!!
You: nO bUts junNie!
You: whAt iF you piCk thEm up
You: aNd the mOm shOw up
You: AND SCRATCH YOU
You: You can gEt infEctiOn!
You: AnD becOme a cAt bOy!
You: AnD whO's goNa mArry A cAt BOy liKe yOu.
You: WhAt if YoUr chiLdrEn aRe cAts tOo?!
You: whAt if one of you child hAs a tAil?!
You: wHat iF it hAs fUr!!
You: dOngsAeng IM NOT GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT!!
You: Imagine yOur wiFe dUmP yOu with yOur cAt chilD!
You: You'll leAve in tHe strEEts!!
You: Just like thEm!!
You: So dOn't briNg thEm bAck eVer!!
Jangjun:......
Jangjun: Noona... I think you're drunk..
You: JuSt dO as I sAy junnie!!
Jangjun: Ok noona.....
You: That's my dOngsAeng!
||ahaha this is so random I'm sorry but still here's a good joke so yeahh||
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