CONFESSIONS.

047.

Idk if you're still taking confessions but uhmmm here we go

So it was Valentine's day; Keep note that I was only 5 at the time. My sister gave me this huge teddy bear, the ones that are like taller then you. I loved it the first 4 days, then I got bored of it.

After a while, I started to watch the comedy sitcom South Park, in which had a LOT of sexual jokes and scenes in it. After watching a sex scene, I yelled out, "I wanna do that!" ...My sister then said, "Do it with your bear!" She said it jokingly, yet, I still did it.

After that, I ran into my room and started to strip off my clothes, and my bear was sitting on my bed. My poor, innocent bear. I then proceeded to have, "sex" with it, ya know...Doing things to it. Making it do things to me with it's paw. I once had what you would call a "threesome" with some other pillows. I used my plushies for, erm, boobs.

I did this until I was like, 7. Now I am 13, and as I look back, it is soooo cringy. We called it "Kissy". Yes, my parents knew about this. Why they didn't stop me earlier? The world may never know.