Your POV
I was awoken by Mabel telling Dipper and me to get dressed. Apparently we were going into town for some reason. As I went into Stan's car, I felt as if I was forgetting something, but I couldn't remember no matter how hard I tried so I just shrugged it off. When we reached town...
Stan: *honks the car's horn*
Mabel: *takes two nachos from the snack bag and places them on her ears as earring* Haha, nacho earring! I'm hilarious!!!
You: Teach me your trick...!!!
You and Mabel: *laugh*
Stan: Ah, c'mon, what's with all this traffic?!? And why is it all-?!? Covered wagons?!?
That's when I noticed what I was forgetting.
You: Uh oh.
Stan: Oh no, no, no!!!!! *turns the car and tries to drive away* Not today, not today!!!! *stops the car as some women dressed in strange clothing walked by, then puts the car in reverse and drives back* (y/n) why didn't you tell me?!?
You: I forgot!!!! I knew there was something today!!!
Dipper: Guys, what's going on?!?
Stan: We gotta get out of here before it's too late!!! *stops the car and tries to go forward but stops again* They've circled the wagons, we're trapped!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
Mabel: *looks out the window and sees a cow* I've got a good feeling about today.
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *get out of the car*
Dipper: Man, look at the town!
You: I can't believe I forgot it was Pioneer Day.
Mabel: Pio-what Day?
Stan: Pioneer Day! Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded.
Toby: Welcome to 1863!
Stan: I will break you little man!!!
Toby: *runs away while crashing into a barrel, then continues to run*
Mabel: Wow, look!!! Candle dipping!!!
Dipper: Gold panning!!!
Man 1: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Woodpecker: *pecks on man 2's hand*
Man 2: I do!
Mabel: What you talking about?!?
Dipper: Oh yeah, I remember this. *takes out his journal and searches for a page* In Gravity Falls it used to be legal to marry woodpeckers.
Man 2: Oh it's still legal. Very legal.
Announcer: Come one and all to the opening ceremony!!!
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, you coming?!?
Stan: No thank you! Just remember: if you come back to the shack talking like these people you're dead to me.
Dipper: There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!
Mabel: Well, hornswoggle my haversack!
Dipper and Mabel: *spit on the floor*
Mabel: *grabs your wrist and pulls you with her followed by Dipper*
Stan: Dead to me!!!
I didn't want to go, not if you knew who was hosting this event. We went into the crowd and stand in the middle.
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
