That Thing
*shows Dipper sitting on a chair with a bowl of chicken strips in his room*
Dipper: Well, that concludes Gravity Falls's anomaly number thirteen: the Möbius chicken strip. *eats the chicken strip* It's infinitely delicious.
You: *are about to stop recording when a strange creature rushes by* Woah, what the-?!? *knocks you over making you slam your head to the floor* OW!!!
Dipper: *helps you up as you take the camera, then goes to Mabel whom is sleeping* Mabel, did you see that?!? Wake up!!!
Mabel: Never, let me sleep forever.
You: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere!!! It's eating all our leftover Summerween candy!!!
Mabel: *sits up* What?!?
Dipper: Look!!!
You: *point the camera at the weird little creature who is eating the candy*
Mabel: Ew, it's like a... naked little man.
Dipper: Ok, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained number seventy six: Uh... that thing!!!
Creature: *yells some more before grabbing the Summerween basket*
Mabel: No, put it down!!! Put it down...!
Creature: *licks the basket*
Mabel: Oh, gross!!!
You: Ew!!!!!
*static, then shows Dipper covered in plush toys holding a golf club and a bucket*
Dipper: Ok, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor. *pokes one of the plush toys making it squeak* I'm gonna capture him for science.
Mabel: And for candy!!!
Dipper: Get this on tape incase I die or whatever.
You: So heroic.
Dipper: *goes near the creature and starts to drag away the candy from it*
Creature: *gets the candy before Dipper captures him with the bucket, then climbs up*
You: He's in the ceiling!!!
Mabel: Ah, die, you, die!!!! *throws a plush toy to the creature but falls on her face*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run downstairs following the creature, you with the camera, then stop at the living room*
Dipper: Where is it? Have you seen it?
Creature: *jumps on Dipper's face making Dipper bump into the wall and fall, then it runs off with the candy*
*static, then shows the creature in the kitchen on top of the refrigerator and Dipper going inside with you and Mabel by the doorway*
Creature: *eats candy*
Mabel: Ah, no!!!
You: Careful!!!
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Life In Gravity Falls (dipper x reader)
FanfictionYou're a girl who lives and works at the Mystery Shack after you're whole family mysteriously disappears and Stan Pines takes you under his wing. One summer, his niece and nephew come to stay. Along with the twins, you discover many mysteries, inclu...
