Elle: Prank call one of the gods.
Annabeth: We aren't allowed to use phones.
Elle: Here, use mine. Hermes made it. *tosses Annabeth her phone*
Annabeth: *scrolls through the contacts* The Olympians have a hotline?
Elle: Of course. What do you think we are? Cavemen?
*later in the godly lounge*
Hera: *hears the telephone ringing and picks it up, not realizing that it's on loudspeaker* Hello?
Annabeth: *talks in a high-pitched voice* Hey, is Zeus there?
Hera: No, he isn't.
Annabeth: Do you mind telling him that he left his pants the last time he was here?
Hera: *furrows her eyebrows* I don't mind. I'll tell him.
Annabeth: Thanks!
Hera: May I ask who this is?
Annabeth: Oh no, I'm just here to tell you this. I'm one of Lady Aphrodite's nymphs, and let me tell you... I am super sick of cleaning up after them. I beg you not to tell her, though.
Hera: *gives a fake yet sweet smile* Don't worry. I won't tell her.
Annabeth: Thanks so much, my lady! *hangs up*
Hera: *puts the phone down and scowls* I'll just kill her.
Hestia: Hera -
Hera: Does anyone know where Zeus or Aphrodite is?
Apollo, Demeter, Hestia: *glance at each other before shaking their head*
Hestia: Hera, think this through -
Athena: He's by the pool trying to seduce one of Demeter's nymphs -
Hestia: Athena!
Demeter: What?!
Athena: And Aphrodite is-
Aphrodite: *walks inside and flips her hair* Over here, sweeties.
Hera: You! *scowls and points at her*
Aphrodite: *raises an eyebrow* Yes, me. What about me?
Hera: *jumps on her and starts to repeatedly smack her*
Athena, Apollo, and Hestia: *flinch*
Aphrodite: NOT THE HAIR! NOT THE HAIR!
Zeus: *walks into the room and stops on his tracks* What is the meaning of thi-
Demeter: *walks up to him and slaps him on the face* How many times do I need to tell you to stay away from my nymphs in order for it to get past that thick skull of yours?!
Hera: *pushes Aphrodite away and walks up to them* That is no use, sister. It is better to knock some sense into him.
Demeter and Hera: *smirk at each other*
Zeus: *gulps*
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