Dare - #92

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Elle: ProfessionalRanter dares you to have a kid with Percy. They can be adopted or something, but... you know, just act as his or her parents. *shrugs*

Percy: Like... a baby goat?

Elle: *blinks* What?

Annabeth: *looks at him in disbelief*

Percy: *sighs* I was joking, guys.

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Percy: Or am I?

Annabeth and Elle: *glance at each other*

Percy: We can always get Coach Hedge's kid. See what I did there -

Coach Hedge: EXCUSE ME?!

Percy: On second thought, maybe we should go to an adoption center. *bolts*

*later*

Annabeth and Percy: *in the adoption center, bickering and surrounded by crying babies*

Annabeth: For the last time, we are not naming a kid Percy Jr.

Percy: What's wrong with Percy Jr?

Annabeth: Everything!

Percy: That is insulting! And for the record, I'd totally name our kid Annabeth II if I was in your place.

Annabeth: I said no!

Front desk lady: I think you two are gonna have to leave if you're just gonna argue in front of children the whole time!

Annabeth: You know what, I think we'll take this one.

Annabeth and Percy: *picks a baby up at the same time*

Annabeth: Percy, put that down.

Percy: No. This one clearly likes me.

Annabeth: And this one clearly likes me too!

Baby #1: *starts wailing*

Annabeth: *puts her down and looks at the baby Percy is holding* Fine, we'll take your baby.

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