Tracer x Male Reader (no, I'm not clever enough to come up with a good title)

The Test (not a chapter)

(A/n) Hey guys!! Yes, I'm writing  the next chapter it's just taking a bit soooo...I thought you guys are probably bored so here's a game. The first couple people to list this song's name and artist in the comments will get their own characters in the future of the book! Also, thank you guys so, so, so much for 1 thousand reads!!! ONE THOUSAND READS, PEOPLE!!! YAY!! Alright, let's get started...

(If anybody actually gets this then I'll be fucking surprised...I listen to weird-ass music)

Who's that? Dressed to the nines. No clue, is that a disguise? With a classy suit and tie, who'll look good at your funeral? Spy! It's time to murder this track, you'll find a knife in his back! Got equipment? Watch me break it! Saw me die? I probably faked it. I'm a man of many faces, infiltrated plenty bases. Stole your intel, what a rush. Even though there wasn't much! Fight smart and dress clever. Have I ever been outclassed? Never! I just tried on all your clothes and guess who wore it better! O mon dieu! Sacre bleu! Pardonnez moi je fuis en feu. I'm quite the spy and twice the rapper. There's a problem with my sapper!

Apagando las luces! Turning off the lights! I spy a problem, who brought a knife to this gun fight? Outdated tech is what you're using. Sadly French are best at losing (sorry :L). Wondered why I wanted to do this? 'Cause Sombra's an opportunist. What's the point in having class, when you're always hiding behind a mask, that act ain't fooling anyone! I hack the planet and everyone! It's time to get updated...because you're style's antiquated! I'll break you like a bad habit, you nasty cigarette addict! A knife in my back, couldn't find, but I grafted this into my spine. That's why you're always right behind, you still dial up to get online. When I'm inside your server lurking. Rest assured I'll be networking. Spy should learn to like me cause I'm his upgraded version!!

Oh but I've been researching! You only cause distraction, disrupt, harass, and rattle! While I look for bigger targets, and I turn the tide of battle!

But I'm keeping all your secrets, I know all your confidants! When I show you what I know, I'll watch you choke on your crossiants!!

My victims never see me! Until it's far too late! And when they push up daisies, I'm dancing on their grave! Ever wonder when I'm gonna stop? I'll be undercover even when I'm off the clock! Call me paparazzi, you're the one I want to stalk!

Threaten me with blackmail? By that I'll not be bothered. I'll sweep your mother off her feet, then you can call me father! You don't know cloak and dagger! There's no download for swagger! No wonder mother's love me, I got the moves like jagger! Cyber punk get swept aside, have a good-old fashioned cyanide! All she wants is power, and now her circuits fried! Your SMG is weak! Plus, invisibility is cheap! You see, I prefer to be incognito, can you keep up with my alter-egos? Trust nobody, I insist! When I Spy is in our midst! I'm a dead ringer for anyone...and there's plenty room for twist!

You say you're profession is fashion? Nobody does your job better? You're a long shot from an assassin, but a confident cross-dresser! Ooh. Identity theft is bad. But I got one you'll never hack! When I get close to death I'll have, my translocator send me back. Then I'll drop an EMP, as if you weren't already obsolete. Got your name and number, RIP to another James Bond wannabe! You could never be a dad to me 'cause, you be the kind that would leave! Sound familiar? Has to be! I scouted out your family tree! That's right, I pull the strings. Who's on fuego now?! You shoulda left yourself a backdoor, 'cause you're not getting out!

You rely on fancy gadgets! That is why I call you half-wit! Class cannot be stolen! Nor will you ever hack it!

Sorry, but it's the Sombra who will dominate this song. The only reason why: I was a Spy all along!

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