"I am home," I said aloud, as I stroked Russell's feathers.
"This is freaking amazing," Calvin screamed.
I stood up.
"I am going to bed, guys. I am feeling a little ..."
"Drunk," Harold laughed.
I nodded.
"Exactly."
The video ended.
"Is there any more?" Calvin wondered.
I knew my phone would crap out soon.
'If only I had my recharger.'
I knew I had to get back to my apartment and get my shit.
I stood up.
"What the fu..."
I reached into my pocket.
It was my charger.
I took the iPhone.
"Come with me guys."
I walked into the common room, Russell still in my arms.
Once there, I plugged the charger into an outlet at the bar.
I put the iPhone on the bar.
"Watch this, while I go upstairs and take a nap."
I had found the Superman movies that Christopher Reeves had made.
Back to back, they would keep them busy for hours.
"Watch this. And keep quiet."
I started to walk away.
"Thank you, Krall," Harold said, behind me.
I nodded.
"You're welcome, guys. Just keep it down."
They never answered. They were already caught up in the movie.
I walked up the creaking stairs to the master bedroom. I opened the door.
The Baron was laying on the bed.
"Shit, I forgot about you."
But I loved the bedroom.
"Shit," I said, as i walked to the bed.
"Move over Baron."
"Hummingbird?"
"Not really," I whispered, as I lay down on the bed.
I put Russell on the bed next to me.
I was exhausted.
I knew the Baron would soon get up to do his roaming for the night.
But right now he was snoring.
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...