SHUT THE FRICKFRACKINGMOTHERFUCKINGFURRYFROLICKINGFATFUZZFACEDFRANKENSTEINFELLOWSHIP UP."
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Everyone stopped and looked at each other.
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"Now," I said calmly.
"Everyone into the common room."
No one moved.
"NOW."
Now they moved.
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I took a long, deep, very deep, sigh.
I walked to the sink and took out the submerged iPad.
"There goes $500 down the drain."
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Calvin appeared, cleaning his glasses.
"Actually, Krall ..."
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I glared at him.
"If you say one word about how the iPad will not fit down the drain, I will lock you in a closet with the rat."
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He dropped his glasses.
"You wouldn't?"
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I nodded.
I dropped the iPad in the garbage can near the counter.
"And now, you have to share the iPad with Harold."
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Harold appeared.
"Why? I didn't throw mine in the sink."
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Calvin picked up his glasses, smirking.
Didn't know ghosts could do that either.
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"It's either that or I take the iPads away."
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I heard Russell laughing.
"That means yours too, Crow."
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"Shit."
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I heard Betty yell.
"Russell."
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Another long sigh.
I knew he had shit again.
I pointed to the door.
"Common room. Now."
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I followed the two ghosts into the room.
Everyone was there, including the Baron, which surprised me.
Betty was cleaning up Russell's crap.
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I poured a scotch.
"Anyone else?"
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Betty nodded, as did Russell.
I poured Betty a glass and some in an ashtray for Russell.
I was going to use the dirty ashtray, but changed my mind.
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I drank, refilled, drank again and refilled again.
"Okay," I said, finally.
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...