"You are not Krall Jones."
"Then who am I?"
The old lady stared at me.
"You don't know who you are?"
"What?"
I shook my head, frantically.
"Of course I know who I am. I am Krall Jones."
I felt a hand on my shoulder. It was Officer Seaman.
"I knew Krall Jones and you are not him."
I turned and was about to say something, when I saw the sad look on his face.
"I was the one who found Krall," Officer Seaman continued.
"No one had heard from him in about a week and Mrs. Parsons telephone us, concerned about his whereabouts, since she had not seen him in so long."
I was speechless.
Old Lady Parsons hardly even recognized me half the time and I am sure there were more times than not, that she even forgot I rented from her.
"His work was concerned too. His manager called us ..."
His voice faded off as my mind went in a different direction.
Now I knew this was all bullshit.
The manager of the Canadian Tire, where I worked, did not even know my name, or that I even worked there.
My own supervisor would even ask me who I was.
"... and I found him, laying in his bed. A needle sticking out from his arm."
"WHAT?" I yelled.
"He died of a heroin overdose," Officer Seaman said sadly.
I had never done any drugs in my life. I loved my booze and beer, but drugs never interested me.
The old lady spoke up.
"My sister found a letter from him saying to sell all his things and donate the money to the Catholic Church."
I was Salvation Army by birth.
I was in a daze. I had no idea what to do or say.
"So you from around these parts?" Officer Seaman asked.
"Yea," I nodded.
"I bought the old estate outside of town that Baron von Curtainbach owned."
Officer Seaman offered me his hand.
"I heard the old house had sold."
I shook his hand.
"Yea."
"So," the old lady said.
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...