Home Sweet Home

everybody must get lost

"Everybody must get stoned."

Calvin ran past us, turned suddenly and ran back to us, repeating himself.

"Everybody must get stoned."

He ran away again.

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"Can ghosts get stoned?" Betty wondered.

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"Obviously."

I took her hand.

"Shall we blow this popsicle stand?"

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"What?"

She looked at me blankly.

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Sigh.

She was so cute when she looked, blindly.

"Let's get out of here."

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She smiled and we both ran to the van.

I was on the road in a second, heading back to the house and as far away as I could get from the madness behind us.

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I think we were both thinking the same thing as I drove as fast as I could along the dirt road.

If we could get back quick enough, we just might have enough time alone to perform our own special ceremony.

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Betty was out of the van, before I even had the engine turned off.

"COME ON, KRALL."

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She was up the walkway and in the house, before I was even out of the van.

She could really run when she was horny.

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I could hear her yelling, as soon as I stepped inside the door.

"HURRY, KRALL."

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I could see her top on the floor in front of me.

Her runners were in a corner and her jeans were on the stairwell to the upper floor.

I picked them up as I hurried to her.

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I found her bra and panties in the hallway.

I grabbed them as well and ran into the room.

Betty was naked, on the bed.

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"You're still dressed," she purred.

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I dropped her clothes and got out of mine as quickly as I could, falling to the floor, twice.

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Betty giggled.

She was so cute when she giggled.

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I stood there in my underwear.

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Betty shook her head.

"We have to get you new underwear, darling."

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She called me darling.

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But why did everyone hate my white underwear.

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