"My name is Shit Face," the Chief proclaimed sadly.
He looked at the ghost Indian guards.
"You knew all this time and you said nothing."
.
"You are our Chief. We speak when spoken to."
The ghost Indian guard looked at the other three.
"Besides, it was always good for a laugh."
.
The Chief waved his hand.
"Be gone. Back to the burial ground."
.
"Aw shit," the ghost Indian guards moaned, as they disappeared.
.
The Chief looked over at us.
"Good help is so hard to find."
He turned back to the Baron.
"I am a disgrace. I am the laughing stock of the entire Indian nations.
If I were not dead, I would kill myself."
.
I actually felt bad for the Chief.
I, more than anyone, except maybe Calvin,
and Harold,
knew what it was like to be ridiculed and ignored.
.
"Look," I said, as I stood up.
"All you need is a makeover."
.
"Is not my ceremonial makeup enough?"
.
"No. I mean we have to reinvent you. Starting with a new name."
.
Betty jumped up excited.
"Yes. We give you a new name and then you and everyone else, get the hell out of our bedroom, so Krall and I can get some sleep."
She yawned and stretched, pretending to be tired.
.
Russell laughed.
"And the Oscar for the worst excuse for a horney virgin to try and get rid of unwanted guests, goes to ..."
.
Betty turned to me.
She was so beautiful.
"Am I that obvious?"
.
I nodded.
"Look lets brainstorm here and come up with a new name for the Chief. A name that will strike fear in the hearts of all and gain him back the dignity and respect that he so rightfully deserves."
.
"Chief Cook and Bottle Washer," Russell squawked.
.
I stared at him.
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"Chief Executive Officer."
.
"I like that," the Chief added.
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I shook my head.
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...