The sun was just coming up as Betty and I climbed into the van.
The Baron, Calvin and Harold were already in the van.
Calvin had his seatbelt on.
I never said a word.
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Russell had flown off with the General on his back, sputtering something about gathering the clan.
I was afraid to ask.
Seems like he and the Rat have put aside their differences and stopped trying to kill each other.
For now.
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As I started the van, Betty asked why I wanted her to take an umbrella.
"It looks like it is going to be a beautiful day."
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"Just a hunch," I told her.
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The drive to the lake was about what I expected.
Harold and Calvin, trying to give me directions and shortcuts, one of which included driving through a wooded area.
I calmly reminded them that there was only one road and the chances of getting lost were pretty slim.
But they kept babbling on and I kept telling them to, "Shut up."
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Betty was laughing quietly all the way and holding my hand.
She had such a beautiful laugh and her hand was so soft.
I was so much in love.
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"This is where Harold murdered me."
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"I did not murder you," Harold snapped.
"Krall?"
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We were taking a sharp turn in the road and I was about to bark at Calvin, once again, to shut up, when a blinding light flashed in my eyes.
I slammed on the brakes.
I saw something flash by my head and through the windshield.
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"What was that?" Betty shrieked.
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I rubbed my eyes.
"I don't know."
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"That was the same thing I saw the morning I had my accident," Harold informed me.
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I turned to him.
Calvin was no where to be seen.
I looked questioningly at the Baron.
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"Last I saw, he was flying through the windshield," the Baron laughed.
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So much for seatbelts.
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"That was not the sun, Harold."
I turned back to look out the windshield.
Calvin was picking himself up off the ground. He was brushing dust off himself.
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How did he get dust on himself.
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"Are you sure?" Harold quizzed.
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...