"I'm surrounded by idiots," Betty sighed, as she turned me around.
"WOWWWWWWWWWWW."
Everyone turned.
"WOWWWWWWWWW," we all said in unison.
The wall behind us had opened up, exposing a huge room, that was filled with ...
"GUNS."
Calvin went running into the room.
Betty looked at me.
"Sweetie? Can you stop Calvin, before he kills someone.
Namely, me and you."
"Shit.
CALVIN."
He stopped and turned. His usual Calvin look, on his face.
"Don't touch a thing."
"But ..."
He reached for a gun.
I pointed a finger at him.
"Calvin?"
"But, just ..."
Still reaching.
Another finger point and a stern look.
"Just one ..."
He touched a huge gun.
Now I was mad.
A finger point, stern look and a foot stomp.
"Oh my God," Betty sighed, as she pushed past me.
"Calvin, if you touch one thing, I will lock you in a room with Russell."
Calvin jumped back and started cleaning his glasses.
"I was just looking."
Now I ran into the room and grabbed one of the guns.
"This is so cool," I shrieked, as i picked it up.
Immediately a ray of green light erupted from it, knocking me to the floor and blasting a hole in the opposite wall of the office.
Betty took the gun from me.
"Sweetie, that is a Bockarian death ray. You could have killed someone."
She put the gun back and helped me to my feet.
She was so strong.
"Look," she barked.
"All of these weapons are very dangerous."
She passed me a gun about the size of a handgun.
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...
