"You old softie.You have already decided to let her stay, haven't you?"
.
"Who?" I asked, innocently.
.
Betty kissed me.
"I love you."
.
We walked into the common room.
Russell was perched on the back of an armchair and Bob was standing by him.
I pointed at Russell.
.
"I promise, Krall. No shit."
.
I walked to the bar and poured Betty and I a drink.
"To love."
.
She kissed me.
"To love."
.
We drank our drinks and I refilled them.
I looked at Russell.
"What ... the ... hell ...
is going on ...
with you two."
.
"Yes," Betty chirped in.
"What is with the honey and sweetie and all that crap?
Are you like gay crow and rat?"
.
"Gay?"
Russell looked surprised.
"Why would you think I am gay?"
.
"Well, Bob is a male rat," Betty reminded him.
.
"Yea?"
Russell was still surprised looking.
"And your point is?"
.
"Russell. You are a male crow," I reminded him.
.
"WHAT?"
He turned around and showed us his privates.
"Does that look male?"
.
I looked at Betty.
She looked at me.
We looked at each other.
We looked at Russell.
We looked away from Russell.
.
"WELL?" he / she / it snapped again.
.
"Your name is Russell," I barked at him.
.
"Your name is Krall," he barked back.
.
"That is not the point.
Russell is a man's name."
.
"Says who?" Russell snapped.
.
"Says ...
the entire world."
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Home Sweet Home
HumorKrall Jones cannot believe his luck when Warren Whitesnake sells him Curtainbach Manor for just $20,000. The big old house had a few creaks and moans, but Krall loved it. It also had a few ghosts, a talking crow, a talking rat , dead Indian tribe, a...