Home Sweet Home

i'm not a virgin anymore

The world is how it should be.

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I woke with the same thought in my head.

I was met by the sun trickling through the curtains of my balcony window.

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I rolled over, expecting to see Betty laying there, but her side of the bed was empty.

A little note was on her pillow.

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My first love note.

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Had to pee really bad and I was dying for a coffee.

Meet me in the kitchen when you awake.

Love, Betty.

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My first love note.

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I folded it carefully and put it in the drawer of my nightstand.

I really needed to pee, too.

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I love it when we need to pee together.

Maybe I should have another toilet installed in our bathroom.

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I got dressed after and went downstairs.

Actually, I more like, floated downstairs.

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As I walked past the common room, I noticed it was empty.

Didn't matter.

I could smell the coffee as I neared the kitchen.

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Maybe everyone had left, so that Betty and I could share a quiet morning coffee after the beautiful night we had.

I opened the kitchen door.

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Right.

Like that shit would ever happen in this place.

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"There's my man," Russell crowed, as soon as he saw me.

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The kitchen was filled.

Now I knew where everyone was.

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Everyone was cheering

and

clapping

and

whooping

and

high 5ing.

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Russell flew to me, landed on my shoulder and put his wings around my head.

"My little boy is now a man."

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He sounded like he was crying.

And he actually did not shit on me.

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Nick came to me (human form) and hugged me tight.

"How does it feel to get that monkey off your back. More or less."

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"I feel ..."

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The Baron cut me off.