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THE BITCHES
[3 Participants]

Single Bitch

LOOK AT OUR BEST FRIEND ALSO FUCK YOU MALI FOR THESE DUMBASS NAMES BUT YOU'RE STILL HOT ASF

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LOOK AT OUR BEST FRIEND
ALSO FUCK YOU MALI FOR THESE DUMBASS NAMES BUT YOU'RE STILL HOT ASF

Hamilton Bitch
HOLY SHIT QUEEN
😍😍😍
Um yeah are we still not over our Hamilton phase yet

Queen Bitch
AWW I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH THANK YOU BABES
We're never getting over our Hamilton phase Lady Eliza
How fucking dare you
Respect your husband

Hamilton Bitch
If Lin-Manuel Miranda was my husband it'd be over for you hoes

Single Bitch
How so?
And Mali pls change my name
You're single too bitch

Hamilton Bitch
I'm not!!!!
I'd have him roast you guys in a rap
Can you imagine

Queen Bitch
Shut up Liza no one wants to hear about your successful and loving relationship
I may be single but I'm busy with work
You literally finished your album lani
All you have is promo left. You should be dating!!!

Single Bitch
I'm about to go on tour!!!

Hamilton Bitch
Is no one going to acknowledge my rap roast idea

Queen Bitch
You need a boyfriend to keep you mentally stable on tour!!

Single Bitch
A lot of hoes are just after money
They don't get me

Hamilton Bitch
No? Okay. Honestly idk why I'm in this group chat

Queen Bitch
Let me set you up with someone!

Single Bitch
If you're so busy then how do you have time to set me up?
Huh?

Queen Bitch
Cause I know a certain someone who's been asking for you and I think he'd be a good match

Hamilton Bitch
SHIT WHO??
GIVE US THE TEA

Single Bitch
Once again I'd like to remind the group I have a tour coming up

Queen Bitch
So does he
It's Luke

Hamilton Bitch
As in lUkE hEmMinGS??

Queen Bitch
Yes he seems to have taken an interest in our smol child Lele

Hamilton Bitch
If I was straight I'd hit that

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