A/N: Bit early for me to post but TADA. This is a different style for me, it's a dialogue story but I've recently gotten into those and refuse to read normal books anymore. Yay. This is pretty short, but I wanted to update something before my thing today.Anyway, enjoy, comment and vote!
"Hello?"
"HELLO? HARRY?! IS THE FELLYTONE WORKING?!"
"Yes, but my ears aren't!"
"CAN YOU HEAR ME?!"
"Stop yelling! You're too loud."
"How does this work?"
"It's working right now."
"So, I tap the thingy and it brings up your name, and I tap the green squiggle thingy to hear you?"
"Uh.... yes."
"What does this red squiggle thingy do?"
"No, don't press that-"
"-HARRY. GET HARRY'S VOICE BACK!"
"Draco, stop shouting!"
"Harry! The thing wouldn't speak anymore."
"Because the red button ends the call."
"Hmph. Rude."
"Never mind. So, what do you think of your first phone?"
"Hmm. Not very impressive."
"You just can't work it."
"Shut up Potter."
***
"Draco."
"Yes?"
"It's two am."
"Yes."
"....why are you calling me?"
"Because I can't do the text yet, duh."
"Go to sleep."
"Ok."
"..."
"..."
"Press the red button."
"Ok."
***
"Draco, why do we have a phone bill of two hundred and fifty seven galleons?"
"..."
"Stop tapping your phone!"
"Why won't the red button stop your talking?"
"Because we're talking in person!"
***
"Harry look!"
"Draco, if this is another vine, I'm going to kill you."
"It's not a vine."
"Oh thank Merlin."
"It's a memee."
"What?"
"A memee."
"...a meme?"
"No, no. It's pronounced memee. Tumbler said so."
"Oh Merlin."
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