HISTORY 2-Right Or Wrong & Cross The Line Snippets [COMPLETE]

Right Or Wrong-Daily 05

HISTORY-Right or Wrong Snippet

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Yo Yo: Daddy, I think Fei Fei momma is pregnant.

Both Fei Fei and Yi Jie choke on their rice.

Yi Jie: *coughing trying to regain composure* Sweetheart, why did you say so?

Yo Yo: Because there are red marks on Fei Fei momma's neck. Wu Yi Qian told me his momma has the same marks too, that's why she is pregnant now.

Fei Fei slaps Yi Jie on the shoulder, blushing furiously.

Yi Jie: Honey, hmmm...Fei Fei umm... is definitely not pregnant.

Yo Yo: Really? But Wu Yi Qian said, if two people are in love and they kiss on the necks, they will have babies. I saw daddy kiss Fei Fei momma on the neck many times. Sometimes daddy wouldn't stop kissing and Fei Fei momma starts making weird noises. So Fei Fei momma must be pregnant by now.

Fei Fei slaps Yi Jie on the shoulder again, face now beet red.

Fei Fei: Your daughter, so you do the birds and bees talk. I'm gone.

And he runs to the kitchen to clean.

Yi Jie: *deep breath* Yo Yo honey, ok, I'm gonna tell you a story on how babies come about ok?

Yo Yo: Ok.

Half an hour later...

Yo Yo: So...if two people kiss, you don't get babies?

Yi Jie: Yes, that's right. If people kiss and then get instant babies, our world would be flooded with babies.

Yo Yo: So, only adults can make babies but they must play a special game to get babies?

Yi Jie: Yes, and only adults in love and play this special game can get babies.

Yo Yo: Do you play it with Fei Fei?

Yi Jie: Umm, well, sometimes.

Yo Yo: Daddy, you lie. You play every night with Fei Fei momma. I think you are mean for not letting Fei Fei momma win because he will say stop, no more, ARGGGH!

Yi Jie turns just in time to see Fei Fei, carrying a plate of bunny cut apples, his stares cold. He places the plate and takes his seat beside his daughter.

Fei Fei: *smiles to Yo Yo* Yo Yo honey, what do you think if Fei Fei momma accompanies you to bed in your room, for a WEEK?

Yo Yo: YAY! I LOVE IT!

Yi Jie: NO! Fei Fei! Don't treat me like that!

Yo Yo: Daddy, you should let Fei Fei momma win sometimes.

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