Y/n:
What's up emo Nemo
I'm up r u?
Shito:
Yes.
Yes I am.
Y/n:
^if you had said that out loud I'm 100% sure you would of sounded like Barak Obama
Shito:
What are you on today?
Y/n:
Adderall
Shito:
Are you being serious or..?
Y/n:
Idek myself.
Yo do you do band?
Shito:
Yes.
Why?
Y/n:
*Le epic gasp by le epic games*
wHat instrument?
Shito:
Trumpet.
I might switch to trombone though.
Y/n:
nO way!
I do trumpet tooooo
How come I don't see you at practice????
Shito:
Because I don't do it during the school day.
I do it after school.
Y/n:
:0
What abt concerts????
Shito:
I'm in a higher band than you.
Duh.
Y/n:
Whaaat????
How did I not know this???
I thought I had figured out your whole biography?????!!
Shito:
My whole biography?
What?
Y/n:
*Le epic ahem*
Shito:
Stop with the epic thing.
Y/n:
DONT TELL ME NOT TO LE EPIC FROM LE EPIC GAMES
anYwaYs
U need to understand.
When I have a crush on someone, I will find out EVERYTHING about them even before I know their NAME.
Shito:
I am disturbed, creeped out, and uncomfortable.
And how can you find everything about someone without their name?
Y/n:
I have wayssss...
Shito:
...
Okay..
Y/n:
So what are you doing?
Shito:
Wouldn't you like to know.
Stalker.
Y/n:
O h M y F u c k i n g G o d
WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS U LITTLE BITCH
IM NOT A S T A L K E RRRRR.
uGh
Shito:
Wow.
It was just a joke.
No need to take it personally.
Y/n:
when have U eveR joked?
Shito:
Excuse you.
Plenty of times!
For example: just before.
With the stalker thing.
Aka your true form.
And you are a stalker.
YOU ARE READING
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