Katsuki Bakugou [Male Reader] (oneshots)

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Friend to Y/N: What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Y/N: *looks at Bakugou* that I was straight.

Y/N: I dare you to marry me.

Bakugou: I won't fall for that.

Y/N: So I win.

Bakugou: What? Hell no. I'm going to marry the crap out of you right away! Let me check if there's someone free to marry us. You just think you can win like that? Hell no-

Bakugou: There's no way I'm letting you do something that stupid-

Y/N:   :(

Bakugou: without me.

Y/N:   :D

Bakugou: ... I love you...

Y/N: I love you more

Bakugou: Now don't fucking start a fight you can't win

Y/N: Aw

Bakugou: I have very high standards.  I'd never date anyone who-

Y/N: *walks in and shoves multiple people on accident* Hey firecracker

Bakugou:         ...                     fuck

Bakugou: What the fuck are you doing?

Y/N: *feeling Katsukis' hair and mumbling* what the fuck this is so soft and fluffy-

Y/N: *texting* your adorable

Bakugou: no, YOU'RE adorable

Y/N: I am adorable, but your more adorable

Bakugou: I was correcting your grammar.

Y/N: that just makes my statement more valid.

Officer after catching Bakugou and Y/N doing something illegal: What're your names?

Y/N: *looks at Bakugou* don't tell him, Katsuki.

Officer: Katsuki

Y/N: shit

Bakugou: Way to go, Y/N

Officer:

Bakugou: fuck

Y/N: You have a nice ass

Bakugou: What?

Y/N: You have pretty eyes

Bakugou: The first one was more exciting.

Y/N: You're super cool but in spanish.

Bakugou: *translates super cool to spanish* 

Bakugou: *looks at Y/N* so are you

Y/N: you got that right.

Y/N: ow!

Bakugou: the fuck happened?

Y/N: I fell for you.

Bakugou: You didn't fall for me. You're still standing.

Y/N: *falls dramatically* 

Y/N: *sniffing Bakugou*

Bakugou: why the fuck are you sniffing me like I'm cocaine?

Y/N: because you are my drug.

Y/N: *bites Bakugous' arm harshly*

Bakugou: AH WHAT THE FUCK!?

Y/N: sorry just asserting dominance y'know how it goes.

Y/N: all odd numbers have an 'E' in them

Bakugou: Y/N, it's 3 am.

Y/N: t-h-r-E-E

Bakugou: Go the fuck to sleep. 

Bakugou: See you in hell.

Y/N: Date request accepted.

Y/N: If we were to fuck. Like- really fuck. Would it be like a firework show?

Bakugou: You're fucking stupid.

Y/N: You're cute when you're mad.

Bakugou: I'm always mad

Y/N: I know

Bakugou:

Y/N: 

Bakugou: Oh..