Diabolik Whore

Part 2 - Chapter 1

More Blood

Aka who the fuck are these guys now?

Ps. A new suitor wants to take me back. He and Mello have battled (ie had a gun fight) for me before, but who will be number 1 this time?

Pps. I don't want to be kidnapped by new dudes, I want to stay with the Samaka howeverthefuckitsspelt brothers! Waaaaa!

Ppps. I stan Teddy now!

I was asleep and someone threw apples at me. Ryuk, is that you?!

Why is a fucking tree talking to me? I don't like this, can I go back to part 1? I miss the redheads 😭

I mean, I miss Mello. Yeah, that's what I meant. He's my husbando. (Just in case you forgot)

I gasp and wake up. Oh, it was a dream. And I'm in bed alone? Mells would never let me sleep alone. No but seriously, he won't. I tend to get kidnapped by hot anime guys and hot vampire brothers.

Anyway... I digress. And I was wrong, I'm not alone. Sexy voice is here!

[A/N - Seriously, can I just marry Laito's voice actor, just for his voice? Because damn. I must look him up. Just out of interest]

OH MA GAWD!

My triplets are all here, lying (layeing) all sexy on my bed. NekoMakesFanfic

[A/N - I couldn't find the tm button and I thought "You'd think I'd know where it is by now" 'Tis what she proclaimed!]

Yeah. This is gonna be a long one. Chapter, that is.

Kanato called me so noisey. Wait, what I was shouting in my sleep? He's ganging up with Teddy to bully me.

Laito called me a drama queen. True, but he's the one constantly saying "Little Bitch" (and giving me a damn orgasm every time)

Ayato called me Pancake, yawn, yawn. At least my tits are bigger than his dick. Ok, not strictly true but whatever. Oh my Lord, he wants me for breakfast! Take me Daddy, take me now!

[A/N - This fic is bad for my health]

They all want me now, even Teddy I think. When I said I stan Teddy, I didn't mean sexually. "Help" I whimpered.

Then we had a threesome. (foursome? No, Teddy is too young for this! Protecc Teddy's innocence)

Everyone: He lives with Kanato, he has NO innocence.

The noises these boys make though. Heavenly.

Oh god, guess who just killed the buzz? Like seriously, why haven't they put a steak through boring fart Reiji's heart already. [Steak isn't a typo, it's a My Immortal reference. What will be next, Boku No Lico, fuck my phone, I'm dead, I cannot go on. Boku No Lico, whyyyyyy]

Ewwww, ewwwww, Laito said Reiji should have joined in, no! I don't want him! He needs to get some, but not from me.

[A/N - What the actual fuck is this fic? Damn, that's hard to say]

Laito/Ayato/Kanato: That's not the only thing that's hard.

Me: *covers Teddy's ears*

Oh, we're in the car and Laito is freaking coming just by thinking of us all having an orgy.

The other lighter purple (Subaru?) called him a fucking pervert. Shu told us all to shut up because we were ruining his music. That's a mood. So is being a fucking pervert but whatever.

More fighting, they were upsetting Teddy, so Ayato took me again. The boi was thirsty. Again, mood.

Reiji wanted Ayato to restrain me. Damn Reiji, cool your dick.

Kanato blamed me for the fighting. I'm sorry I'm too attractive!! Satan made me too beautiful (My Immortal reference again)

Oh shit, the car crashed. Laito called it (a limo) a small car. Damn, I'd hate to see what he calls big. Wait, actually I wouldn't mind.

*Roll credits*

Mello: Uh, Nikki, this is a fan fic, not a tv show.

Ayato: Piss off, blondie!

So next episode, I mean chapter, Ayato says I'm only his. But I want them all. What happened to our orgy he wanted a second ago? [Edit: That was Laito]

*Sigh* Oh but I got a Diabolik Lovers poster, yay!