More apple throwing. I'm in some other weird place, great.
I was called lazy. Neveeeeer! Ok, always.
I WAS STOLEN FROM MY BOY TOYS!
More names to learn, great. *falls back asleep*
I don't like these brothers. They're ugly. And one reminds me of Reiji. I get away from the others, but not him. Fuck this.
How did I know these are vampires too? One is blonde but his hair is mad looking. He's not sexy like Mello. Mellooooooooo, come save me!
I want the other assholes back. What if Mello can't find me here? What if the brothers died in the crash, no they're vampires, they can't die. Right? I don't want them to die, I didn't sign up for this.
*Wails*
Laito: My Drama Queen Little Bitch is gone. I miss her - I mean her blood. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm just thirsty.
Ayato: That doesn't sound any better.
Kanato: Food isn't supposed to run away!
[A/N - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂]
Shu: *is asleep*
Reiji: *pretends to give a fuck*
Ewww, doorknob. Did anyone else see that doorknob hentai comic? Disturbing.
I ran away but time went backwards (the video restarted)
Oh, I think I just died. Nah, Reiji lookalike found me and is going all "blah blah bleh mleh"
He thinks I'm Eve. I don't want to write what happened next. Let's just say he "helped himself" while a bat watched.
*~*
I get punished next chapter.
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Diabolik Whore
FanfictionSome weird Diabolik Lovers X Mello crossover. Mello's waifu is held hostage by 6 hot sadistic vampire brothers, as their sacrificial bride. What will happen when Mello finds out? This kind of turned out like a parody. It was never meant to be taken...
