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Love And Rivalry - °Tom X Reader X Tord°

Requested by: InkiaPlayZ

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Your POV:

Just like every morning, it seems, you heard Tom and Tord fighting. You groaned and sat up, falling off of the bed soon after. "Ouch..." You commented, standing up. You heard footsteps coming to your door. The door opened and Tord tried to enter before Tom did. They pushed and shoved for a bit until Tom entered first.

"Are you okay?" Tom asked, Tord grumbling and entering after him. "Yeah... I'm fine. Do you guys have to fight every morning?" You responded. You yawned and Tord decided to answer. "Well, it depends." "Depends on what?" "..." You didn't get an answer, so you yawned and walked past them. You left your room and went into the kitchen.

You felt hungry, so you made yourself some cereal and ate it. Tom and Tord came and sat next to you, eating cereal too. You thought that this was odd, considering that they were already awake before you woke up. They could've eaten cereal while you were asleep... right? After you finished, you put your bowl on the sink and went into the living-room.

You sat on the couch and watched The Children for a while. Again, Tom and Tord sat next to you. Tord laid his head on your shoulder, making you blush. After Tom noticed this, he held your hand. You were confused by their behavior, but you didn't shy away from it. Tord moved and wrapped his arms around you. Tom growled and decided to make the first important move.

Tom kissed your cheek, which made you feel lightheaded. "D-did you just... kiss me?" You asked, the blush growing and spreading through your face. Before he could reply, Tord tried to outdo him by tilting your head towards him. He brought his lips against yours, and the lightheadedness was overwhelming. He soon pulled away and shot a cheeky look at Tom.

Tom tackled him off of the couch and punched him in the face. Tord kicked Tom in his no-no square and brought his knee into Tom's stomach. Tom groaned, but he wasn't giving up. They kept fighting, so you stood up and got in between them. Getting in between a fight is usually a bad idea, but this time, you didn't get injured.

"Guys, this has gone on for long enough. I'm tired of waking up to this, seeing this all the time! What the fuck is the problem here?!" You snapped, pushing them away from eachother. Of course, they pointed at eachother. "That's... not what I meant. Why are you guys doing all that stuff to me?" You questioned.

Tom and Tord blushed and stopped pointing at eachother. Tom held your hand and became serious. "I- we... like you." "Yeah, I know, we're best buddies." "...Did you just friendzone me?" "...No, no. So... that's why you two fight? Over me? This should be solved..." Tord held your other hand and you thought about it for a moment.

"This is so hard... this was... uhm... unexpected..." You muttered to yourself. You tried to think about all of the fun times that you had with the both of them, which made you smile and calm down.

That time with Tord at the beach, when he was being flirty about your lack of coverage. Or, when Tom took you to get ice cream on a really hot day. Or, when Tord played tag with you, and slapped your ass 'on accident'. Or, when Tom taught you how to shoot a harpoon. Why are the memories with Tord always... slightly dirty? Tom seemed to always go slow with you, which you liked. You shook your head and laughed. "Okay, I've made my decision." You announced.

(Choices start here. There will be a part for if you chose Tom and if you chose Tord. This is going to be fun to write :D)

If you chose Tom:

You turned to look at Tom. He smiled at you with a hopeful look on his face. "Tom, you've harpooned by heart. Do you wanna go out with me?" "Y/N, of course!" Tom replied, hugging you.

Tord let go of you and awkwardly went to his room. He must've been too sad to make a scene. You hugged back and giggled. "Let's get out of here. There's a park nearby, right?" You suggested. Tom nodded, and you both left the house, hand-in-hand as you walked to the park.

If you chose Tord:

You turned your body to face Tord. He winked and you giggled. "Tord, you're so funny and flirty! I secretly look forwards to your flirting, even if it's done in a weird way. And... well... do you wanna date?" Tord smiled and wrapped his arms around your sides. Tom let go of your hand and sighed. He drank from his flask and stormed out of the room.

Tord hugged you for a moment and held you loosely so he could kiss you afterwards. You returned the kiss, and you were soon pinned onto a wall. After a long make-out session, Tord pulled away. "Hey, let's go to the park or something. Do you want to?" "Sure, Tord! That sounds nice...."